We have all enjoyed the jokes and well-wishes from everyone posting, and Clay has a message for all of you. (Excuse the chocolate on his lips as he just ate some cake.)

Clay has been repeating the particularly good ones to his roommate (you know who you are!), and now his roommate is joining in the quest. The atmosphere in the pediatric wing is very upbeat and most of the kids there are around Clay’s age. He is working on physical therapy for a few hours a day among other therapies. We will meet next week with doctors to discuss next steps. We are still waiting on some lab results but concerned his pancreatic enzymes are still extremely elevated. Our best guess at this point is that the chemotherapy he has been taking for several years has begun to impact some of his blood levels and well being.

10 Comments
  • Martha Graf Posted February 26, 2018 6:22 pm

    Keep fighting!!! Thinking of you and wishing you well!!!

    Q: Why did the crow cross the road?
    A: Chicken’s day off!

    Isaiah Morrison:
    Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    A: He had no guts!

    Daphne Williams:
    Two antennae got married. After the ceremony, they thought the reception was even better!
    .
    Q: What kind of musical instrument would you find in a bathroom?
    A: A tuba toothpaste

    Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
    A: Tooth-hurty

    Alex DeSmith:
    Q: Why did the boyfriend’s girlfriend go to jail?
    A: She stole his heart.

    • Mary Bannon Posted March 4, 2018 11:08 pm

      Martha you have some good material ! Thank you for keeping Clay laughing!

      • Martha Graf Posted March 12, 2018 3:17 pm

        My hope is that you are laughing, Clay, and not just groaning at them! Hello to all!

        Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
        A: Spring time

        Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
        A: Bugs Bunny

        Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
        A: Umbrellas

        Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.
        A: A rainbow

        Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
        A: Paddy O’Furniture

  • George and Jayne Ogilvie-Russell Posted March 12, 2018 9:43 am

    George and Jayne sending this one your way, Clay:

    Q: You know how geese fly in a V formation? And sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other? Do you know what the difference is between the long side and the short side?

    A: More geese.

  • Ruth Monroe Posted March 13, 2018 10:03 am

    Hi Clay,
    I’m not too good with jokes but have found a few I thought you might enjoy (if you haven’t already heard them)!
    Here goes:

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
    It gets toad away!

    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    “Put it on my bill.”

    What starts with E, ends with E, and only has 1 letter in it?
    Envelope.

    What is the longest word in the dictionary?
    Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s”

    Hope you have a great week!!
    Ruth Monroe
    WAES Health room

  • ML Rogers Posted March 13, 2018 9:07 pm

    Hi Clay-These are not my jokes. I took the first one from Father Tizio so your mom or dad have probably already read it to you.

    ” Why did the student take a ladder to school?
    Because he was going to high school.”

    “What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
    A spelling bee.”

    “Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.”

    “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumb-y.”

    “What do you call cheese that’s not yours. Nach-o cheese.”
    I am hoping that at least two of these are new to you. Please let me know if you feel up to it.
    We are thinking of you and hoping you are feeling better every day!

  • Martha Graf Posted March 19, 2018 9:57 am

    Here is what seems to be a weekly installment, Clay. Enjoy
    ~Martha
    Q: What happened to the math teacher’s plant?
    A: It grew square roots!

    Q: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
    A: Getting lost!

    Q: Why did the children eat their homework?
    A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

    Q: What tests do witch teachers give?
    A: HEX-aminations

    Q: Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
    A: In the piano!

  • Martha Graf Posted March 29, 2018 8:48 am

    Hey Clay,
    Enjoy!
    Q: Where did the hamster go for spring break?
    A: Hamsterdam!

    Q: Why did the egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

    Q: Who is a bunny’s favorite movie actor?
    A: Rabbit De Niro!

    Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for spring break?
    A: He didn’t have the hare fare.

    Q: Where do bunnies go for new tails?
    A: To the re-tail store.

    Martha

  • Martha Graf Posted April 9, 2018 7:10 pm

    Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
    A: It barked with de-light!

    Q: Why are frogs so happy?
    A: They eat whatever bugs them.

    Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
    A: Man! That hit the “spot.”

    Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    A: Spring time!

    Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
    A: Because they arrrrr.

    Thank the superintendent of MSB for these jokes. Hope you like them!!

  • Martha Graf Posted April 16, 2018 4:54 pm

    This is getting to be a habit. 🙂

    Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
    A: A Chimp off the old block!

    Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
    A: With a bee bee gun.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
    A: Milk and quackers!

    Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
    A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

    Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
    A: A penny.

    Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
    A: Show me the honey!

Add your Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *